Guidebook to my Life

Welcome, my people! Are you ready to take a plunge into my brain?

Dictionary:
Carrot: Sh*t
Vacuum: F*ck
Marshmallow: D*mn
Kangaroo: *ss

Names:
Lila: My best friend in the entire world, I wish she was my sister. I never get to see her though.
Zev (Zevipoo, Zevi, Brother of Mine...): My little bother (I mean brother) who has his own YouTube channel but has no videos. He has been in several of my videos and will be in more.
Alexandra: I don't know if I've mentioned her, but she is my almost step-sister and I will most likely be complaining about her because she is annoying as vacuum.
Allison: My almost step-mom. She is an amazing cook.
Jeffrey: My mom's boyfriend who is, well, he's Morgan.
Jordan: Morgan's daughter who is like a punk. She is awesome.
Jason: Jason is Lila's now ex-boyfriend.
Rachel: A really sweet girl who goes to camp with me. She is really obsessed with Glee. She had a really big crush on Jason at one point, and since then has backed off because he asked Lila out instead of her. I'll get to that big thing later.
Emily: One of my bestest friends in the universe. She is so sweet and we made a video, I just haven't uploaded it yet. Oops.
Josh: Belle's boyfriend and a major jackkangaroo. He spoiled a LOT of Doctor Who for me. But he's really funny and cool. AKA Comrade Marcotte, Marcotte, and a variety of other things.
Belle: A strange person who tries way too hard to be friends with me and Lila. Josh's girlfriend. I was once walking back to our bunk after free time one night, and I saw them making out outside of it. I was trying to sneak past without disturbing them or looking like I was creeping on them, but suave me ended up slipping on the wet grass and falling on my butt. Needless to say, they noticed me screaming as I fell. What? It was a very rainy summer. I think that was the 2nd time I had fallen that night.
Avi: Lila's brother who is older than all of us.
Tyler: A very musically talented guy who goes to camp with me.
Matt: An amazing artist who was part of Aardvarks and who probably has an Aardvark name, I just can't think of it.
Shane: A really funny and fast guy. He doesn't seem important now with his lack of bio, but he was a key part in- Lila's hand magically appeared over my mouth.
Ari: A really strong, really fast, and really tall guy who is really sweet and really good at Jungle Speed.

Nerdy Stuff:
Doctor Who: Just Google it. If I have any theories, I will devote whole videos to explain them. Yup, this is my life.
Sherlock: Another thing to just Google, but make sure that its the version on BBCA and starring Benedict Cumberbatch.
Aardvarks: A group of my friends at camp who meet every Saturday at 2 for Jungle Speed but 3 for our actual meeting at the Meercaz. In other words, we are a group of nerds who have organized times for meetings and play really nerdy games. We also have names for ourselves (by we, I mean some of us who did a graphic design class with Lila's brother. We were trying to make a brand and to do that, we basically came up with names for those of us in the class.) I am Stoopid Ardfark, Lila is Ninjaardvark, Jason is, I think, Darth Vark, Rachel is Gleekvark I think, Tyler is Aaaaaaarddddddvaaaarrrrkkkkk (to be sung operatically because he has an amazing voice), Avi is Momo or Mother Aardvark, Josh is Bohemian Aardvarc, and I can't remember anymore although I'm sure there's more.

Drama. This might not seem important, but I'm pretty sure it will be important later on.
I should probably start with the whole Rachel-Jason-Lila thing.

I still love all of you.

Except maybe Marcotte.

Okay, in a nutshell here is what happened during the 4th of July celebration at camp.

A big thing at camp is having a date to the fireworks and another big thing is relationships.

Neither of which I've had in the past 6 years I've gone to camp.

But this year something changed.

Instead of innocently watching the fireworks and recording them and making a lot of comments on them, I was involved in a big big thing.

Plus my brother, who is 11 had a date to the fireworks.

Okay, so Rachel liked Jason. A lot. Like she texted him everyday.

And Jason liked Lila a lot. And she liked him.

Jason wanted to ask Lila to the fireworks but was scared to because he valued Rachel as a friend.

Okay. Read carefully here. It gets complicated.

Avi, Elana (Jason's sister, I didn't give her a bio because this is like 1 of 2 times I am mentioning her, and I don't know if I spelled her name right), me, Shane, Josh, Matt, Ari, Belle, and Zev had this massive plan to get Lila and Jason to sit together during the fireworks. And we ended up not needing the plan because Jason asked her out literally two minutes before the fireworks. And Rachel decided that now I was her new best friend and basically used me as a rag to mop up her tears and a stuffed animal to listen to her. A lot of drama happened because of this and I actually got in trouble for it.

I don't want to write anymore about it.

It's kind of upsetting, especially since now, Lila and Jason have decided it wasn't right for them to be in a relationship.

For the record, I haven't heard from Rachel since before they broke up.



I'm not going to write anymore right now. I just wanna get my video posted, and to do that I have to finish this post.
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