PLEASE READ THIS IS IMPORTANT

Yay for views on my blog!

Boo for lack of comments on my blog!

So, I know that I seem greedy, asking for views and comments.

But, in all honesty, I just want some affirmation that people like what I write.

Is that too much to ask?

I’m asking for you to leave a comment, or +1 it or tweet it or anything. It takes like 1 minute. What’s so hard about typing “I liked it” or just clicking the +1 button? I see that I have page views, but I have no idea if all 1,000 of my page views are robots or people. I used to have readers (shoutout to Madison, Caydancana, and even the bullies and anyone else that ever commented. Sorry I didn’t mention you, I just can't remember off the top of my head and I’m writing this in a word document on the way home from school.). Now, I just have a mysterious +1-er who +1’s all of my posts. Who are you, man? I just want to know so I can properly thank thee.

Yeah, I went Shakespearean there. Deal with it.

But honestly, I take time to sit and write these out when I should be doing homework. The least you can do is comment.

That’s it. Again, I remind you, comment, tweet, share, +1, anything. It takes a few seconds.

Have a nice day.

Remember, you can change the world when you change your mind.

Updated GTML 2

Welcome, my people! Are you ready to take a plunge into my brain?

Dictionary:
Carrot: Sh*t
Vacuum: F*ck
Marshmallow: D*mn
Kangaroo: *ss
Coaches: B*tch*s

Names:
Lila: My best friend in the entire world, I wish she was my sister. I never get to see her though.
Zev (Zevipoo, Zevi, Brother of Mine...): My little bother (I mean brother) who has his own YouTube channel and I appear a couple of times and scream like a horror movie victim.
Alexandra: I don't know if I've mentioned her, but she is my almost step-sister and I will most likely be complaining about her because she is annoying as vacuum.
Allison: My almost step-mom. She is an amazing cook.
Jeffrey: My mom's boyfriend who is, well, he's Jeff. He is a techie and got me my phone and laptop.
Jordan: Jeff's daughter who is a punk. She is awesome.
Jason: Jason is Lila's now ex-boyfriend. He is a really good friend of mine too.
Rachel: A really sweet girl who goes to camp with me. She is really obsessed with Glee and Troyler. She had a really big crush on Jason at one point, and since then has backed off because he asked Lila out instead of her. I'll get to that big thing later.
Emily: One of my bestest friends in the universe. She is one of the sweetest, most talented person I know.
Josh: Belle's boyfriend and a major jackkangaroo. He spoiled a LOT of Doctor Who for me. But he's really funny and cool. AKA Comrade Marcotte, Marcotte, and a variety of other things.
Belle: A strange person who tries way too hard to be friends with me and Lila. Josh's girlfriend. I was once walking back to our bunk after free time one night, and I saw them making out outside of it. I was trying to sneak past without disturbing them or looking like I was creeping on them, but suave me ended up slipping on the wet grass and falling on my butt. Needless to say, they noticed me screaming as I fell. What? It was a very rainy summer. I think that was the 2nd time I had fallen that night. THAT NIGHT!
Avi: Lila's brother who is older than all of us.
Tyler: A very musically talented guy who goes to camp with me.
Matt: An amazing artist who was part of Aardvarks and who probably has an Aardvark name, I just can't think of it.
Shane: A really funny and fast guy. He doesn't seem important now with his lack of bio, but he was a key part in- Lila's hand magically appeared over my mouth.
Ari: A really strong, really fast, and really tall guy who is really sweet and really good at Jungle Speed.
Tiffany: A girl that Zev likes that I am not a fan of.

Nerdy Stuff:
Doctor Who: Just Google it. If I have any theories, I will devote whole posts to explain them. Yup, this is my life.
Sherlock: Another thing to just Google, but make sure that its the version on BBCA and starring Benedict Cumberbatch. Another really good video starring Benedict Cumberbatch is the counting on Sesame Street thing
Aardvarks: A group of my friends at camp who meet every Saturday at 2 for Jungle Speed but 3 for our actual meeting at the Meercaz. In other words, we are a group of nerds who have organized times for meetings and play really nerdy games. We also have names for ourselves (by we, I mean some of us who did a graphic design class with Lila's brother. We were trying to make a brand and to do that, we basically came up with names for those of us in the class.) I am Stoopid Ardfark, Lila is Ninjaardvark, Jason is, I think, Darth Vark, Rachel is Gleekvark I think, Tyler is Aaaaaaarddddddvaaaarrrrkkkkk (to be sung operatically because he has an amazing voice), Avi is Momo or Mother Aardvark, Josh is Bohemian Aardvarc, and I can't remember anymore although I'm sure there's more.

Drama. This might not seem important, but I'm pretty sure it will be important later on.
I should probably start with the whole Rachel-Jason-Lila thing.

I still love all of you.

Except maybe Marcotte.

Okay, in a nutshell here is what happened during the 4th of July celebration at camp.

A big thing at camp is having a date to the fireworks and another big thing is relationships.

Neither of which I've had in the past 6 years I've gone to camp.

But this year something changed.

Instead of innocently watching the fireworks and recording them and making a lot of comments on them, I was involved in a big big thing.

Plus my brother, who is 11 had a date to the fireworks.

Okay, so Rachel liked Jason. A lot. Like she texted him everyday.

And Jason liked Lila a lot. And she liked him.

Jason wanted to ask Lila to the fireworks but was scared to because he valued Rachel as a friend.

Okay. Read carefully here. It gets complicated.

Avi, Elana (Jason's sister, I didn't give her a bio because this is like 1 of 2 times I am mentioning her, and I don't know if I spelled her name right), me, Shane, Josh, Matt, Ari, Belle, and Zev had this massive plan to get Lila and Jason to sit together during the fireworks. And we ended up not needing the plan because Jason asked her out literally two minutes before the fireworks. And Rachel decided that now I was her new best friend and basically used me as a rag to mop up her tears and a stuffed animal to listen to her. A lot of drama happened because of this and I actually got in trouble for it.

I don't want to write anymore about it.

It's kind of upsetting, especially since now, Lila and Jason have decided it wasn't right for them to be in a relationship.

For the record, I haven't heard from Rachel since before they broke up.

So, that's one part.

Another part is my family.

We are screwed up. And I mean SCREWED!

So, my dad isn't my biggest fan. And when I say that, I mean, he once threatened to send me to a mental hospital.

No joke.

I'm seriously not kidding.

He's been getting better, but he still is sort of cruel to my brother, mostly.

Also, my school has a lot of freaking drama, but honestly, I don't care about it, so...

And my old school also has a lot of drama that I really don't care about, but two girls who now go to school with me and are besties with 2 big drama queens are always talking about it, but still, I don't care...

And now I'm a little bit worried that didn't make sense.

Oh, well.

That is literally all I can think of for this right now, so I will just tweet the link to this and do nothing for the rest of the day.

All links are below, remember to subscribe, like, follow, anything.
Love always,
Maia

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Wazzup

So, again, I am looking for requests from y'all for what I should write about. I'm sorry that I might have seemed, ah, aggressive in  my last post, but that wasn't meant to scare anyone away.

I've decided that I can deal with the haters. I have a support system now, on a little website called Wattpad. My friends are always there for me, at my highest and at my lowest, and I am there for them.

If you want to know my Wattpad UN, leave a comment.

Anyway, that's about it. I don't have anything else to say besides that I want requests.

Have a good day.

Change the world when you change your mind.
-Kinky Boots

Fandoms

This is a rant.

On fandoms.

Disclaimer: I don't hate fandoms. I am a proud member of a number of them. The people in fandoms are entertaining, and interesting. 

But what I'm writing about are the bad sides of fandoms that aren't often seen by the general public.

As a proud member of various YouTube fandoms, the Doctor Who fandom, the Sherlock fandom, the Supernatural fandom, and the Pentatonix fandom, I know what its like to fangirl.

And its fun to fangirl, when you're with some friends who appreciate the fandom as much as you do.

But sometime, fangirls/fanboys get annoying. Fast.

Take one of my friends. Let's call her... Troyler.

Which is a ship that she is obsessed with.

So, I was at a convention like 3 weeks ago, and Troyler was there.

Troyler lives about 3.5 hours away from me, and I don't often see her.

There is only so much of her that I can stand.

I spend 2 months with her every year, and that pretty much fills my quota of her for the year.

But for this convention, she had requested me for her room.

Yes, I had to sleep in the same room as this, well, frankly annoying hanger-on fangirl.

I love her, in small doses.

3 days, 2 nights. 

One hotel room with 2 other girls who were barely in there.

And I wasn't allowed to be on my phone, iPod, or any other electronic.

So, basically, since my other friend who Troyler hung onto wasn't there, she was all over me.

Wanting to talk all about Troyler and Zalfie and whoever else she shipped that she thought that I shipped too.

Its annoying.

I'll finish this by saying: I love to talk about my fandom, I really do.

But enough is enough.

If I never heard her squeal the word Troyler again, it would probably be too soon.

And God, I hope she never reads this because she would know immediately that I was talking about her.

That's pretty much it.

Now, don't get on my case about complaining about fangirls/fanboys.

I love being a fangirl.

End of story.

Comment, read, whatever.

Peace.

I'm back, b*tches.

I'm back, b*tches.

Take that, haters.

I'm still kicking.

Have sh*t self-esteem, sure, but still here.

So, any hate?

Go shove it up your worthless little @ss.

You wanna fight me?

Go ahead.

I'll report you.

Great.

Requests?

Go ahead.

Comments?

Go ahead.

Hate?

Shove it.

Compliments?

Appreciated, but not necessary.

Really, all I'm looking for is some affirmation that people are reading and enjoying what I'm writing.

End of story.

So, you all know what to do.

Read, comment, whatever.

Just want people to enjoy what I write.

No promises that they'll all be happy posts, but at least some will be.

Peace out, b*tches.

Haters

I give up on people and humanity.

Honestly, that was such a load of it.

How can someone be the chief of the "cyber police"?

BTW, fuck you.

Model my ass.

And, you're right. I have never worn a bikini. But that's not because I'm fat.

Its because I honest to goodness have an eating disorder.

I have body image issues.

I have never been part of what is considered a healthy weight.

I am obese.

So whenever I see comments about my weight, I feel like I'm going to cry.

And sometimes I do.

So, fuck off haters.

I give up on fighting you.

Haters. Part 1

Haters suck.

Hey y'all. 

How are you guys? Good? Good. I'm happy for you. 

So, as you can tell from the title, this is part one of my series on haters. 

I mentioned that I had another part written that I was going to use as a part 1, but then I got another hate comment from Mennawhatever Awhatever. 

And that girl has a talent for making people feel badly about themselves. 

Not only did she insult me this time, but she insulted my best friend who has never done anything on my blog but read it. 

How do we know that you're not a fat loser or slut?

Anyways, back to haters. 

Why do haters hate?

Is it because they have nothing better to do?

Is it because they're jealous of whatever they're hating on?

Is it simply for the sake of hating?

I don't get it.

I mean, sometimes, I don't like things, but I won't stick around and watch or read the entire thing. And I won't comment on it saying something like, "God, this sucks. Go die in a hole."

Some people think that I seem that way and I would totally act like that, but I don't.

So yeah, if you could let me know why you think people hate or why you have hated on something in the past. I'll dedicate the next part to the first person who comments something that is not hate. 

I'll see you guys later. 

Love always,

Maia